1 00:00:10,724 --> 00:00:12,059 -Hey. -Hey. 2 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,352 -Hi. -Hi. Sorry I'm late. 3 00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:16,270 That's okay. There you go. 4 00:00:16,355 --> 00:00:18,232 I got you a latte. 5 00:00:18,315 --> 00:00:20,192 -Thanks. -But it's not here yet. 6 00:00:21,652 --> 00:00:22,694 Ah. 7 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,364 So how was your walk over here? 8 00:00:26,114 --> 00:00:27,574 -What? -"How was your walk over here?" 9 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:29,284 I don't know why I'm so nervous. 10 00:00:29,368 --> 00:00:31,245 Maybe it's because you feel ashamed 11 00:00:31,328 --> 00:00:34,873 that you didn't trust me enough to live my own life? 12 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:36,917 Yeah, that's probably it. 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,460 I still don't think I should be in trouble. 14 00:00:38,544 --> 00:00:40,671 I mean, your dad asked me to pull some strings for you, 15 00:00:40,754 --> 00:00:42,047 so I pulled some strings for you. 16 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:44,508 What happened to us facing the music together? 17 00:00:44,591 --> 00:00:47,886 Well, you said that. I mostly just wanted breakfast. 18 00:00:48,637 --> 00:00:51,056 Alright, honey, I've been thinking a lot about this, 19 00:00:51,139 --> 00:00:52,975 and about how I acted. 20 00:00:53,058 --> 00:00:56,645 And I know it's easy to say it's because I love you, which I do. 21 00:00:56,728 --> 00:00:59,565 I love you so, so, so, so, so, so very, very, very, very much-- 22 00:00:59,648 --> 00:01:01,817 She gets that. Keep going. 23 00:01:02,609 --> 00:01:03,694 But that's not it. 24 00:01:04,570 --> 00:01:07,614 I spent a few years in Florida 25 00:01:07,698 --> 00:01:09,616 feeling very sorry for myself. 26 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:10,909 That part's true. 27 00:01:12,661 --> 00:01:13,954 I'm... 28 00:01:14,037 --> 00:01:15,080 I got kinda lost. 29 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,792 And a little lonely. 30 00:01:20,627 --> 00:01:22,169 And I guess I convinced myself 31 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:24,298 that I had to do everything I could possibly do 32 00:01:24,381 --> 00:01:25,924 to keep that from happening to you. 33 00:01:27,009 --> 00:01:28,885 And I am sorry. 34 00:01:30,053 --> 00:01:32,514 -What do you think? -I was just barely listening, 35 00:01:32,598 --> 00:01:34,224 but it sounded sincere. 36 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,687 But he was doing that thing that he does where he shits on himself a little 37 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:40,731 so that you feel guilty for being mad at him. 38 00:01:40,814 --> 00:01:42,774 -That's not my thing. -It is. 39 00:01:42,858 --> 00:01:45,359 Okay, you're leaving in a few days, thank God. 40 00:01:45,444 --> 00:01:47,446 Well, you could have left out the "thank God" part. 41 00:01:47,529 --> 00:01:48,739 -I didn't want to. -Okay. 42 00:01:48,822 --> 00:01:50,949 -Because my life is mine. -Okay. 43 00:01:51,032 --> 00:01:54,494 And I need you to promise to stay out of it 44 00:01:54,578 --> 00:01:55,787 -no matter what I do. -I-- 45 00:01:55,871 --> 00:01:57,246 -Before you promise... -Okay. 46 00:01:57,331 --> 00:01:59,541 ...I mean, anything, okay? 47 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,418 I could become a meth addict. 48 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:03,253 I've heard it's fun, and you get really organized. 49 00:02:03,337 --> 00:02:07,382 So, if your teeth fall out, I can't say anything? 50 00:02:08,966 --> 00:02:10,260 Alright, do meth. 51 00:02:11,428 --> 00:02:12,512 Live it up. 52 00:02:12,596 --> 00:02:14,848 Oh, hi, Graham! I'll be right there. 53 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:16,683 Order yourself a coffee, charge it to my room. 54 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:18,935 -I'm also getting bacon. -Go nuts. 55 00:02:20,145 --> 00:02:22,147 You double-booked a family crisis? 56 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,566 Oh, no, we helped our kid too much. Shit. 57 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:26,568 I really think we're all gonna be fine. 58 00:02:27,361 --> 00:02:29,738 -Hi! -How did you ever think you two 59 00:02:29,821 --> 00:02:32,324 -were a good match? -I didn't. 60 00:02:32,407 --> 00:02:34,743 But it gets confusing when someone's that hot. 61 00:02:34,826 --> 00:02:36,411 Yeah, don't I know it? 62 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:51,301 Is there, like, class today, or are we just vibing out here? 63 00:02:51,385 --> 00:02:52,678 No, sorry, yeah. 64 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:54,513 Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:57,015 --> 00:02:59,351 Well, I hope that you all enjoyed our brisk walk 66 00:02:59,434 --> 00:03:00,769 through Russian history. 67 00:03:00,852 --> 00:03:02,938 -Mm. -Some not sure, right. 68 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:04,731 Okay, some stony faces. 69 00:03:05,816 --> 00:03:07,109 Fair enough. Tried my best. 70 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:13,448 Nowadays, there's an understandable shroud cast across all things Russian. 71 00:03:13,532 --> 00:03:17,786 But we've spoken about quite a few interesting characters. 72 00:03:17,869 --> 00:03:20,831 Go on. Favorite Russian leaders. Go. 73 00:03:20,914 --> 00:03:22,666 -Peter the Great. -Peter the Great. 74 00:03:22,749 --> 00:03:26,503 Huge strides in education, science, culture. 75 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:29,381 Yeah, great by name, great by nature. Very good. Yes. Anyone else? 76 00:03:29,464 --> 00:03:31,633 -Stalin. -Interesting. 77 00:03:31,717 --> 00:03:33,927 Had millions of his own citizens executed, 78 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:35,429 but very much on brand, Gina. 79 00:03:35,512 --> 00:03:37,305 -Thanks ever so much. -Fucking knows my name now. 80 00:03:37,389 --> 00:03:39,099 -Yeah, he does. -Little bitch. 81 00:03:39,182 --> 00:03:42,352 Do you know who my favorite is? Mikhail Gorbachev. 82 00:03:42,435 --> 00:03:43,895 I always think about him this time of year anyway, 83 00:03:43,979 --> 00:03:47,274 seeing as he resigned Christmas Day, 1991. 84 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:51,236 A lot of people remember Gorby for glasnost, perestroika. 85 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:54,697 But you know the thing that I most admired about him? 86 00:03:54,781 --> 00:03:59,661 He was the first Russian leader to have his wife front and center. 87 00:04:00,662 --> 00:04:03,790 His critics claimed that he loved her more than he loved the country. 88 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:08,378 When she passed away, he released this CD called Songs for Raisa. 89 00:04:09,337 --> 00:04:11,882 Some absolute bangers on there, you should definitely check it out. 90 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:14,509 You know, everyone always thought that Gorbachev 91 00:04:14,593 --> 00:04:17,053 wanted to dismantle the Soviet state, but... 92 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,932 I just-- I don't think he did. 93 00:04:23,143 --> 00:04:26,396 I mean, sure, yeah, he knew that changes were necessary. 94 00:04:30,358 --> 00:04:32,903 But I believe that he just wanted the union to survive. 95 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:36,239 Are you crying? 96 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:39,993 Nope. 97 00:04:40,076 --> 00:04:41,328 Have a great break, everyone. 98 00:04:42,496 --> 00:04:43,497 Cheerio. 99 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:18,573 Look, guys, if the readers 100 00:05:18,657 --> 00:05:21,743 care about your characters, they are in for the ride. 101 00:05:21,827 --> 00:05:24,454 Case in point, last night I was watching TV, 102 00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:26,331 and It's a Wonderful Life came on, 103 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:29,751 and I love the character of George Bailey so much 104 00:05:29,835 --> 00:05:33,255 that I had to watch it all the way through to the end. 105 00:05:33,337 --> 00:05:35,340 -What's It's a Wonderful Life? -You're kidding me. 106 00:05:35,423 --> 00:05:38,593 "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." 107 00:05:38,677 --> 00:05:41,888 Is that like a Christian movie? 'Cause, then, no, thank you. 108 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:44,641 No, it's not Christian, per se. It's... 109 00:05:44,724 --> 00:05:45,934 Well, it's a Christmas movie. 110 00:05:46,017 --> 00:05:48,353 But, so yeah, I guess it's kind of Christian. 111 00:05:48,436 --> 00:05:50,105 Hold up. "Every time a bell rings, 112 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:51,898 -an angel gets wings"? -Right. 113 00:05:51,982 --> 00:05:54,067 What if you're in, like, an arcade or something? 114 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:54,985 Yeah, that's like 115 00:05:55,068 --> 00:05:56,236 -a crazy amount of angels. -Yeah. 116 00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:58,989 No, there is just one angel, and his name is Clarence. 117 00:05:59,072 --> 00:06:01,032 Clarence? Is that from the Bible? 118 00:06:01,116 --> 00:06:03,743 -I think it's from Corinthians. -Are you making this up? 119 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,704 Because religion is not a safe topic. 120 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:07,372 No, no, no. This is a real movie. 121 00:06:07,455 --> 00:06:10,834 And I would have assigned it for homework, but today is our last class. 122 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:13,128 So, to that point... 123 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,839 I do have to say 124 00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:19,759 that before I came here, I... 125 00:06:20,844 --> 00:06:22,262 -Mm, I never thought-- -Sorry, Grg. 126 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:24,055 I got a chem final in like two minutes. 127 00:06:24,139 --> 00:06:25,891 Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go! 128 00:06:25,974 --> 00:06:28,643 Go, go, go, go. Have a great break. 129 00:06:28,727 --> 00:06:31,021 And please keep writing! 130 00:06:31,813 --> 00:06:32,813 Tommy. 131 00:06:33,899 --> 00:06:35,859 Dude, you're killing me. 132 00:06:35,942 --> 00:06:37,944 -Hey, I know. -You gotta get it in. You gotta get it in. 133 00:06:38,028 --> 00:06:39,696 I know, I know. 134 00:06:39,779 --> 00:06:41,948 Final draft of your chapter, please? 135 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:43,575 That's all I need, and you pass this course. 136 00:06:43,658 --> 00:06:45,327 As soon as my fingers touch it, you pass. 137 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:46,828 Hey, man, I've been working my butt off. 138 00:06:46,912 --> 00:06:50,164 I just, I really want this to be good. 139 00:06:50,248 --> 00:06:51,917 Yeah, so I'll get it to you end of day? 140 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,210 -Alright. -Perfect. 141 00:06:54,294 --> 00:06:56,671 Oh, also, big news. 142 00:06:56,755 --> 00:06:58,048 I passed all my other classes. 143 00:06:58,131 --> 00:06:59,591 -Way to go! -Yeah, man. 144 00:06:59,674 --> 00:07:01,801 -I even crushed my stats final. -You did? 145 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:03,053 -Yeah. -What'd you get? 146 00:07:03,136 --> 00:07:04,554 Sexiest grade ever. 147 00:07:04,638 --> 00:07:06,056 -Sixty-nine. -Wow. 148 00:07:06,139 --> 00:07:07,891 -Bring it in. -D-plus, baby, come on. 149 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:09,351 Very good. Proud of you. 150 00:07:09,935 --> 00:07:11,269 This is bullshit! 151 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:15,899 My macroeconomics professor is giving me a B. 152 00:07:15,982 --> 00:07:18,026 I've never gotten a grade below an A before. 153 00:07:18,109 --> 00:07:20,153 -What's it like? -Fuck you. 154 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:21,321 "Fuck you." 155 00:07:22,113 --> 00:07:24,115 -You're at the business school? -Wow. 156 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:28,078 Three months in, first time he's asking me anything about my life. 157 00:07:28,161 --> 00:07:29,621 Sorry. 158 00:07:29,704 --> 00:07:32,499 Shit, did you just apologize to Mo? Are you okay? Are you dying? 159 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,543 No, I'm just-- I didn't really sleep very well. 160 00:07:35,627 --> 00:07:36,962 Did you forget to turn on your nightlight? 161 00:07:37,045 --> 00:07:41,091 I'm wrestling with a couple of things, that's all. 162 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:42,384 I'm gonna have to get to class. 163 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:45,929 Oh, Mo, don't worry about that B, alright? 164 00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:47,597 I mean, I've also never gotten a grade that low, 165 00:07:47,681 --> 00:07:50,517 but I'd imagine it makes one feel more... 166 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:52,560 human. 167 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:54,104 -There he is. -Order's restored. 168 00:07:54,187 --> 00:07:55,563 It's okay to be average, Mo. 169 00:07:56,731 --> 00:07:58,191 Ugh. 170 00:07:58,858 --> 00:07:59,901 What's the sigh? 171 00:07:59,985 --> 00:08:01,444 Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing, just... 172 00:08:03,279 --> 00:08:05,949 you and the Duke of Turtlenecks are headed to Wisconsin, 173 00:08:06,032 --> 00:08:08,284 and then I never get to live with you again. 174 00:08:08,368 --> 00:08:11,246 I really don't know how I'm gonna get by without you. 175 00:08:11,329 --> 00:08:12,497 Come on. 176 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:13,707 Bring it in. 177 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:16,751 You'll be okay. 178 00:08:16,835 --> 00:08:19,004 You can't possibly know that. 179 00:08:21,798 --> 00:08:22,716 Let's do this. 180 00:08:24,009 --> 00:08:25,218 Okay. 181 00:08:25,301 --> 00:08:27,220 -May I kiss you? -Oh, God, 182 00:08:27,303 --> 00:08:28,972 I really hate it when you ask, it's so embarrassing. 183 00:08:29,055 --> 00:08:30,098 -Jesus. Fine. -Just do it. 184 00:08:34,561 --> 00:08:36,855 You know, I don't think Katie 185 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:38,523 has totally forgiven me yet. 186 00:08:38,606 --> 00:08:40,692 -Fathers and daughters, man. -Oh. 187 00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:43,318 You should have seen my dad's face when I told him 188 00:08:43,403 --> 00:08:46,197 I wanted to switch from pre-law to becoming a poet. 189 00:08:46,281 --> 00:08:48,491 -I think I can do that face. -Do it. 190 00:08:48,575 --> 00:08:50,869 Oh, a poet, huh? 191 00:08:50,952 --> 00:08:52,787 That's cool. 192 00:08:52,871 --> 00:08:54,497 All you fuckers are the same. 193 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,250 -Hey! -Hey! 194 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,501 -Hey, all done. -Hey. 195 00:08:58,585 --> 00:08:59,836 -Great. -I hope you dig it. 196 00:08:59,919 --> 00:09:01,046 I hope so, too. 197 00:09:01,129 --> 00:09:02,547 Don't pull any punches on me now. 198 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,132 -You got it. Sure. -Man, you're the best, Rooster! 199 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:06,885 Sorry, sorry! Everybody chill. 200 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,845 Has he ever been in a library? 201 00:09:08,928 --> 00:09:10,555 One other time that I'm aware of. 202 00:09:11,514 --> 00:09:13,099 That boy worships you. 203 00:09:13,183 --> 00:09:16,394 He does, as do so many of the other students. 204 00:09:16,478 --> 00:09:20,648 They are all bummed that you are leaving, and it's annoying. 205 00:09:20,732 --> 00:09:24,736 I think you're exaggerating, but thanks. Everyone will be fine. 206 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:26,988 I won't, Greg. 207 00:09:28,364 --> 00:09:31,743 I told you, I don't have a lot of friends here. 208 00:09:32,786 --> 00:09:36,164 You know, I am so glad that we didn't sleep with each other. 209 00:09:37,165 --> 00:09:40,085 -I get that a lot. -No, I get weird with people 210 00:09:40,168 --> 00:09:41,628 after I have sex with them. 211 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,631 And no matter how it goes, I always want to make them, 212 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,007 you know, think I hate them a little bit. 213 00:09:46,091 --> 00:09:47,967 And then, eventually, I stop talking to them. 214 00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:48,927 But... 215 00:09:49,594 --> 00:09:54,099 I like talking to you, and it'd be a shame if we had to stop. 216 00:09:54,182 --> 00:09:55,600 You have a phone, right? 217 00:09:55,683 --> 00:09:56,726 -Mm-hmm. -Great. 218 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:57,811 Perfect. 219 00:09:59,187 --> 00:10:00,688 -Oh, damn it. -What? 220 00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:03,441 I got an advanced copy of my new book 221 00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:05,735 that I wanna give to you because it's the first one 222 00:10:05,819 --> 00:10:07,654 I've written with a female protagonist. 223 00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:10,782 -Hand it over. Hand it over. -Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. 224 00:10:10,865 --> 00:10:12,325 It's not a Rooster book. 225 00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:16,579 I had no say over the cover art, and... 226 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,958 Okay, well, there it is. 227 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:23,211 Greg, she ain't got no head. 228 00:10:23,294 --> 00:10:25,088 It didn't fit on the cover. 229 00:10:26,506 --> 00:10:28,133 -Ronni. -What? 230 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,510 -Come check this out. -No, no, no, no, no. 231 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:32,220 It's fine. No, you don't need to come. 232 00:10:32,303 --> 00:10:35,348 -What's up? -Greg's got a new book. 233 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:40,103 Do you see any other women in this library with a body like that? 234 00:10:40,186 --> 00:10:42,647 I don't know, and I'm not going to check. 235 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:46,234 -Are you pleased with yourself? -Yes, I am. 236 00:10:49,612 --> 00:10:51,072 So, what are you guys doing over break? 237 00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:53,199 Lily's gonna come meet me in New York right after Christmas, 238 00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:55,451 and we're gonna go to the Marcel Duchamp exhibition at MoMA. 239 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:57,704 -Fun! -And maybe, like, go to some clubs 240 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:58,955 and, like, drink our faces off? 241 00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:00,498 I don't know, sorry! 242 00:11:00,582 --> 00:11:02,959 Right, but you're gonna pretend it's for the Duchamp thing? 243 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:04,669 Yeah, but we just might not have time for that. 244 00:11:04,752 --> 00:11:06,296 I just don't know who Duchamp is, so... 245 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:07,589 You're my TA! 246 00:11:07,672 --> 00:11:09,674 -Okay. -You should come meet us 247 00:11:09,757 --> 00:11:11,467 -in New York. -Please! It'd be so fun. 248 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:14,637 I'd love to. But I'm gonna be-- I'm gonna be in London. 249 00:11:14,721 --> 00:11:15,972 -Oh. -With Archie. 250 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:17,932 Oh. 251 00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:19,851 -Okay. -I get it. 252 00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:22,854 But I gotta get used to saying it out loud. 253 00:11:22,937 --> 00:11:25,857 And I need the people that care about me to not be too disappointed. 254 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,692 -Okay, yeah, sorry. Yeah. -Yeah, we love you. 255 00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:28,776 -Give us another shot. -Yes. 256 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,195 -Okay, yeah? Okay. -Yeah. 257 00:11:30,278 --> 00:11:31,529 I'm getting back together with Archie. 258 00:11:31,613 --> 00:11:33,781 -Ew-uh! You're a pervert! -No! No! No! No! No! 259 00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,033 -You guys are not funny. -Katie. 260 00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:37,035 -You're not. -No, we're hilarious. 261 00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:39,162 Greg, absolutely awful decision 262 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:40,872 -to leave us. -Well. 263 00:11:40,955 --> 00:11:43,708 I will be president of this college 264 00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:46,711 until Cristle drags my corpse out of this office. 265 00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:48,463 -I'm not doing that. -Yes, you are. 266 00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:49,923 I'll just call someone. 267 00:11:50,006 --> 00:11:51,299 Makes sense. He's big. 268 00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:54,052 Greg, I'm very mad at you. 269 00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:56,387 Oh. Why? 270 00:11:56,471 --> 00:11:58,848 You set the bar so high for me with men. 271 00:11:58,932 --> 00:11:59,849 Oh. 272 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,018 Jake asked me out for coffee. 273 00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:04,604 Well, he's a nice guy. He's just had some issues. 274 00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:06,564 And he is way above that bar. 275 00:12:06,648 --> 00:12:09,400 -Oh. Great. -He's really nice to me. 276 00:12:09,484 --> 00:12:11,444 And I like his hair. 277 00:12:11,527 --> 00:12:13,738 -He has good hair. -Sometimes when he looks at me, 278 00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:18,368 I don't know if he's lost in thought or if he wants to murder me. 279 00:12:19,327 --> 00:12:20,578 But it's exciting. 280 00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:22,163 Knock, knock. 281 00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:24,040 Ooh. Sorry to interrupt. 282 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:25,667 Don't wanna ruin the moment that's brewing here. 283 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,168 You ruin every moment. 284 00:12:27,252 --> 00:12:28,127 Okay. 285 00:12:29,003 --> 00:12:31,214 I have to proverbially bite a few bullets today, 286 00:12:31,297 --> 00:12:33,049 so I may as well just, "boop-boop..." 287 00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:34,384 ...pop this one out of the chamber and... 288 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,344 metaphorically chomp upon it. 289 00:12:36,427 --> 00:12:38,972 Talking like that, that's why people hate you. 290 00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:42,433 Greg, I think that you and I are gonna have to mend some fences. 291 00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:44,978 Why would I ever do that? 292 00:12:45,061 --> 00:12:46,062 Well... 293 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:50,024 She can't go back to that jerk! 294 00:12:50,108 --> 00:12:52,068 Oh, my God, I can't believe our daughter 295 00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:55,029 is getting back together with her super handsome husband, 296 00:12:55,113 --> 00:12:56,864 who she really likes to have sex with. 297 00:12:56,948 --> 00:12:59,450 Could we be on the same page for just once in our lives? 298 00:12:59,534 --> 00:13:00,910 We are on the same page. 299 00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:05,081 I think Archie is an arrogant piece of shit. Always have. 300 00:13:05,164 --> 00:13:07,083 We have to call her, tell her not to do this. 301 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:10,586 Were you not just at that breakfast that you made me go to? 302 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:11,963 I don't care. I'm gonna call. 303 00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:14,090 -What are you doing? -I'm saving you from yourself. 304 00:13:14,173 --> 00:13:15,383 -Give me the phone. -Nope. 305 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:17,302 -Give me the phone, Beth. Beth! -No. No. 306 00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:21,764 No, and no, and no, and no, and no. And now, it's in my butt. 307 00:13:21,848 --> 00:13:24,017 You can get it if you want, but you never used to like that. 308 00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:26,561 Beth, come on. 309 00:13:26,644 --> 00:13:27,645 Fine. 310 00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:31,774 Do the one thing that you promised her you wouldn't do. 311 00:13:31,858 --> 00:13:33,401 'Cause that way, she'll never talk to you again, 312 00:13:33,484 --> 00:13:35,862 and then I will have someone to go skiing with at Christmas. 313 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,238 Yay! 314 00:13:39,198 --> 00:13:40,158 Wanna get drunk? 315 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,326 I mean, always. 316 00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:43,077 That's a red flag. 317 00:13:44,912 --> 00:13:47,290 My mom gets so overly excited about Christmas. 318 00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:49,000 We're only in Wisconsin for five days, 319 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,502 and she wants to have three tree-trimming parties. 320 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:52,962 That is too much tree trimming. 321 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:54,672 Ready to walk me home, stud? 322 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:58,926 We need to talk. 323 00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:01,054 Could you sit? 324 00:14:01,846 --> 00:14:03,014 Why aren't you looking at me? 325 00:14:04,265 --> 00:14:06,059 That's kind of my thing. 326 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:07,643 Please. 327 00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:11,773 Think I'm gonna just stand until you tell me what's going on. 328 00:14:13,274 --> 00:14:14,817 You're a great woman, Sunny. 329 00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:16,319 I know. 330 00:14:16,402 --> 00:14:18,613 And you're gonna be a fantastic mum. 331 00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:21,574 And mark my words, I'm gonna be the best father to Robin. 332 00:14:21,657 --> 00:14:23,368 It's not fucking Robin. 333 00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:27,497 I'm still married to Katie, 334 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:30,291 and I feel like I really have to see it through. 335 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:34,003 I don't wanna hear this. 336 00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:35,963 Please stop. 337 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:38,591 I'm sorry. 338 00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:43,513 Wow. 339 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,725 I knew this was always a possibility. 340 00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:50,561 I just didn't think it would hurt me. 341 00:14:52,105 --> 00:14:54,273 -Things don't usually hurt me. -Well, you're only human. 342 00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,566 I'm still talking. 343 00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:58,111 God, you love the sound of your voice. 344 00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:00,905 The problem is... 345 00:15:01,906 --> 00:15:02,990 I do, too. 346 00:15:06,369 --> 00:15:07,412 This is a mistake. 347 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:09,705 Yeah. 348 00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:13,000 You're choosing the wrong path. 349 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:17,130 Okay, regrouping. 350 00:15:17,213 --> 00:15:18,214 That's it. 351 00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:22,802 Look, if we weren't having a kid, I'd probably just tell you to fuck off, 352 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,929 maybe slash your tires, and move on. 353 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:27,056 But I am going to Wisconsin 354 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:31,144 tomorrow, and if you wanna go with me, be at the apartment by 8:00. 355 00:15:31,227 --> 00:15:32,937 I'm not gonna be there, darling. 356 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,355 Then that's your loss. 357 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,317 And you will regret it. 358 00:15:45,908 --> 00:15:48,786 There's no more wine, so we're switching to bourbon, 359 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,247 which I think is healthy and responsible. 360 00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:55,042 I only drink moonshine. Why do you have this? 361 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:59,839 I captured it, and now it is mine, as is the Viking tradition. 362 00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:03,009 Oh, that does not smell great in there. 363 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,385 -Well... -Sorry, Bluey. 364 00:16:04,469 --> 00:16:05,970 You get used to the smell. 365 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,222 I wear it around the house sometimes. 366 00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:13,603 You used to make so much fun of me for my attachment to this school, 367 00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:17,064 and now you love it. Apologize. 368 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:19,066 I'm very sorry. I do love it. 369 00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:20,860 So why are you leaving? 370 00:16:22,987 --> 00:16:24,655 Because I'm cramping my daughter's style. 371 00:16:24,739 --> 00:16:27,909 You have to stop doing that. You have to stop living for other people. 372 00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:31,579 I, myself, basically just do whatever the hell makes me happiest. 373 00:16:31,662 --> 00:16:33,414 -Everyone's aware. -There's an argument 374 00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:37,251 for me doing that a little bit less, but you definitely need to do it more. 375 00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:39,003 Yeah, well, I'm trying. 376 00:16:39,086 --> 00:16:41,255 Would you care for a little bourbon in your wine glass, ma'am? 377 00:16:42,256 --> 00:16:43,674 I'm going to call it a night. 378 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,593 Oh! Okay. 379 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:48,804 I have to do one thing before I go. 380 00:16:48,888 --> 00:16:51,641 This has been bugging me. 381 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,017 -Hold on. -What are-- 382 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,977 Okay, the hook is still here. 383 00:16:55,061 --> 00:16:56,646 Oh, there she is! 384 00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:58,773 That's from Fortune magazine. It was the only picture 385 00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,024 I could find, you're welcome. 386 00:17:00,107 --> 00:17:02,026 I will cherish it forever. 387 00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:03,194 -Good night. -Good night. 388 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:05,530 Stay away from your phone. 389 00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:07,657 I can't guarantee anything I do once you leave. 390 00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:11,118 Just say the word, I will stay longer. 391 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,746 I'm fine. Seriously, I'm good. 392 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:15,497 -You sure? -Yeah, I'm good. 393 00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:18,292 -You sure? -Yeah. 394 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:19,377 You sure? 395 00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:20,628 Don't. 396 00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:23,714 -Okay. Sorry. -Don't do that. 397 00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,801 I got a little caught up with you and me doing the mom and dad thing. 398 00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:27,843 It was nice. 399 00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:28,928 Mm. 400 00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:31,931 It took me a long time to get over you, Beth. 401 00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:36,727 So, maybe you should not give Katie such a hard time 402 00:17:36,811 --> 00:17:38,688 for struggling with the exact same thing. 403 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:40,898 Are you actually pretending you were trying 404 00:17:40,982 --> 00:17:43,651 -to teach me a lesson just then? -Come on! 405 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,861 I really never know what the hell I'm doing. 406 00:17:46,571 --> 00:17:48,155 -Me neither. -That, I knew. 407 00:17:54,161 --> 00:17:55,580 Tommy, I read your paper. 408 00:17:55,663 --> 00:17:57,290 This is fantastic. 409 00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:58,708 I shouldn't do this, 410 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,167 but I am going to, anyway. 411 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,295 This was the best one in class. 412 00:18:02,378 --> 00:18:04,547 That is awesome, dude! 413 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,299 Oh, man, I wanna ask you what your favorite part is, 414 00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:07,717 but I don't wanna seem too needy. 415 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,302 I think you should ask. 416 00:18:09,385 --> 00:18:11,846 -What was your favorite part? -Your main character, Boone. 417 00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,556 The line about him dressing like he doesn't care 418 00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:15,099 what he looks like, but he really does? 419 00:18:15,182 --> 00:18:18,019 I felt like I instantly knew who that guy was. 420 00:18:18,102 --> 00:18:21,230 -Dude, fuck yeah. -But then, when he sees that picture 421 00:18:21,314 --> 00:18:22,773 -of himself as a little kid... -Mm-hmm. 422 00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:24,525 -...everything turns. -Changes it all. 423 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,319 That's the thing about a great character. 424 00:18:26,402 --> 00:18:30,072 Down deep, they already know who they are, who they want to be. 425 00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:34,910 All they need is that one tiny little thing to wake 'em up. 426 00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:37,246 So, my dad's offered us the carriage house. 427 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,999 But honestly, I think we should just go to Claridge's. 428 00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:42,251 Just make a proper, like, holiday of it, you know? Be really great. 429 00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:44,420 You have some spinach in your teeth. 430 00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:45,963 -Huh? Hm? -Oh. 431 00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:47,965 Mm. Mm, mm. 432 00:18:49,508 --> 00:18:51,802 -Have you started packing yet? -It's still there. 433 00:18:51,886 --> 00:18:53,137 -Hm? -Oh, yeah. 434 00:18:55,473 --> 00:18:57,391 Mm. How's that? 435 00:18:57,475 --> 00:18:58,643 -That better? -Nope. 436 00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:01,395 Mm, mm. Mm. 437 00:19:02,146 --> 00:19:03,105 Now? 438 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,733 I can't be with you. 439 00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:10,988 What do you mean? 440 00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:14,283 You know, I've had a lot of one-on-one meetings with teachers. 441 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:15,743 This is the first one I've ever liked. 442 00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:17,953 I'm glad. 443 00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:21,165 I gotta work at Art's tonight. 444 00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:23,709 You should come by, say goodbye. I could steal you some fries. 445 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,419 Is Spooner and the guys gonna be there? 446 00:19:25,503 --> 00:19:26,879 No, no, they already left for break. 447 00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:28,714 Oh. Okay, yeah, I'll come by. 448 00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:30,341 -Alright, I'll see you then. -Alright. 449 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,277 Katie. Bloody hell, there you are. 450 00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:51,904 -Oh, good, you found me. -Christ. 451 00:19:51,987 --> 00:19:54,031 You can't just drop a bomb like that and then run off. 452 00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:55,574 -I think we need to have a talk. -I don't think we do. 453 00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:56,701 -We do. -No, we don't. 454 00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:58,661 -We do. -We don't. 455 00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:01,789 I don't wanna be with you anymore. 456 00:20:02,957 --> 00:20:05,084 What, 'cause I had some spinach in my teeth? 457 00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:08,337 You are always gonna have spinach in your teeth to me. 458 00:20:08,421 --> 00:20:10,005 -Metaphorically. -Okay, is it-- 459 00:20:10,089 --> 00:20:12,466 Whatever's going on right now with you is insane. 460 00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,343 Oh, sorry. Then, I will take you back. 461 00:20:14,427 --> 00:20:16,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Katie, stop! Stop, stop! 462 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,682 I love you. Come on, I'm just-- 463 00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:22,226 I'm just a boy standing in front of you with his heart in his hand-- 464 00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:24,270 Oh, God, do you hear yourself? 465 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,021 Okay, well, then make me understand. 466 00:20:27,732 --> 00:20:31,819 No matter what I need you to be, you will always be you. 467 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,530 -Is that a bad thing? -Come on. 468 00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,574 On some level, you must know you're not the greatest guy. 469 00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:38,826 Wow, maybe not, okay. 470 00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,997 Look, I'm actually glad that we got back together, 471 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,583 even if it was just for 36 hours. 472 00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,835 Because when it was my choice, all of this? 473 00:20:48,753 --> 00:20:50,463 So much clearer, you know? 474 00:20:51,505 --> 00:20:52,673 I was talking to my friends, 475 00:20:52,757 --> 00:20:55,342 and I was so worried that they were gonna be disappointed in me 476 00:20:55,426 --> 00:20:56,427 for taking you back, 477 00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:58,971 and let's be honest, everybody I know and love would be. 478 00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:01,432 -Roscoe wouldn't. -No, not Roscoe, the dog. 479 00:21:01,515 --> 00:21:03,142 You are right about that. 480 00:21:03,225 --> 00:21:05,686 But it's actually not about their disappointment. 481 00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:08,022 The truth is, I was just so disappointed in myself. 482 00:21:09,523 --> 00:21:11,609 'Cause I don't need you to make me feel special. 483 00:21:13,194 --> 00:21:14,612 I don't know if you've heard... 484 00:21:15,988 --> 00:21:17,239 but I'm a rock star. 485 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,701 I sabotaged my life with the mother of my child. 486 00:21:21,911 --> 00:21:23,788 -For you. -My bad. 487 00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:26,081 In fairness, though, 488 00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:28,626 you really-- you started all of that yourself, so I-- 489 00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:30,085 You know what? No. 490 00:21:32,129 --> 00:21:33,672 Archie Bates... 491 00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:38,010 I truly hope that you end up happy. 492 00:21:38,093 --> 00:21:39,678 That's really coming through, yeah. 493 00:21:45,643 --> 00:21:47,228 Oh, I want a divorce. 494 00:21:48,062 --> 00:21:50,272 No rush though. I know the holidays can be crazy. 495 00:21:50,356 --> 00:21:51,190 We'll figure it out. 496 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:56,487 Hey, Dylan, I have 497 00:21:56,570 --> 00:22:00,115 left a Christmas present for you outside your house. 498 00:22:00,199 --> 00:22:02,827 Please be sure to feed it. 499 00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:06,413 I was gonna ask if you wanted to go over to Art's with me, 500 00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:09,917 but your lights are out, so I figure you're asleep. 501 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,628 I will, I'll just come by in the morning, say goodbye. 502 00:22:12,711 --> 00:22:13,796 Alright. See ya. 503 00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,265 It's a wonderful life, bitch! 504 00:22:28,769 --> 00:22:30,312 Told you people cared. 505 00:22:32,231 --> 00:22:34,608 Oh, wow. I don't know what to say. 506 00:22:35,401 --> 00:22:36,819 Spooner, why don't you have a shirt on? 507 00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:38,279 I'm an angel. 508 00:22:38,362 --> 00:22:40,656 -Me and George made the wings. -Yeah. 509 00:22:40,739 --> 00:22:42,449 You guys never saw that movie, did you? 510 00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:43,784 -No. -Not in the slightest. 511 00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:45,411 Pass that man a beer. 512 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:47,621 Oh, hell yeah! Come on, Greg. 513 00:22:48,581 --> 00:22:49,957 Well, cheers. 514 00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:53,043 Sunny? 515 00:22:53,127 --> 00:22:55,212 I'm gonna have to get that key back. Sunny! 516 00:22:55,296 --> 00:22:56,881 -Sunny? -Sunny, he's here! 517 00:22:56,964 --> 00:22:58,883 By the grace of God, he made it! 518 00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:01,093 Shit! I almost forgot. 519 00:23:01,176 --> 00:23:03,220 Fred and I got her onto an earlier flight. 520 00:23:03,304 --> 00:23:05,514 -What? -She left hours ago. 521 00:23:05,598 --> 00:23:07,016 She's finally free. 522 00:23:07,725 --> 00:23:09,184 Aw, you look sad. 523 00:23:09,268 --> 00:23:10,644 You need your mummy? 524 00:23:11,395 --> 00:23:12,605 No? 525 00:23:12,688 --> 00:23:15,149 Well, do you mind locking up when you leave? 526 00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:16,692 I got somewhere to be. 527 00:23:40,758 --> 00:23:42,217 To be continued. 528 00:23:47,181 --> 00:23:49,224 -Let's just-- Mr. Russo! -I don't wanna talk about it. 529 00:23:49,308 --> 00:23:50,684 Ronni's got something to say. 530 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:53,187 I didn't hate it. 531 00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:55,522 Ronni, I'm sorry, that must have been so hard for you. 532 00:23:55,606 --> 00:23:56,774 It was hard for me, thank you. 533 00:23:58,609 --> 00:24:00,069 Guys? 534 00:24:00,152 --> 00:24:02,905 I just wanted to thank you for all the hot chocolates. 535 00:24:02,988 --> 00:24:04,198 Thank you, Darren. 536 00:24:04,281 --> 00:24:05,574 Thank you, Marta. 537 00:24:09,411 --> 00:24:10,871 -Hey, Susan. -Hi. 538 00:24:10,955 --> 00:24:12,414 -How are you? -There you are. 539 00:24:12,498 --> 00:24:15,542 -Mm. Smell so good. -Alright. 540 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:18,087 My mom's girlfriend, Sharon, she is such a fan. 541 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:19,254 -Aw. -She loves your books. 542 00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:20,714 She doesn't even believe that I know you. 543 00:24:20,798 --> 00:24:23,008 Anyways, you wanna do a quick video for her? 544 00:24:25,636 --> 00:24:28,013 -Why can't-- well... -Hey, fuck you, Sharon! 545 00:24:28,097 --> 00:24:29,473 -Fuck you! -Hey, Sharon, how are ya? 546 00:24:29,556 --> 00:24:30,766 You don't tell me who I know. 547 00:24:30,849 --> 00:24:32,559 -Look. Look. -Hey. How you doing? 548 00:24:36,438 --> 00:24:39,108 Okay, guys. That's enough. That's enough. 549 00:24:39,942 --> 00:24:40,943 Oh. Okay, one more! 550 00:24:43,445 --> 00:24:44,738 Goodbye. 551 00:24:45,739 --> 00:24:46,699 For once and for all. 552 00:24:46,782 --> 00:24:47,700 For once and for all. 553 00:24:48,701 --> 00:24:49,785 Hey. 554 00:24:49,868 --> 00:24:50,995 -Goodbye for real. -Okay. 555 00:24:54,081 --> 00:24:55,124 Bye. 556 00:24:56,959 --> 00:24:58,293 -Rooster. -Hm? 557 00:24:58,794 --> 00:24:59,878 Hey. 558 00:24:59,962 --> 00:25:01,505 I just want to say thank you, man. 559 00:25:01,588 --> 00:25:03,132 For everything. 560 00:25:03,966 --> 00:25:05,801 Seriously, you... 561 00:25:05,884 --> 00:25:06,844 You changed my life. 562 00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:09,054 You changed your life. 563 00:25:13,726 --> 00:25:15,602 Also, we racked up a big tab, 564 00:25:15,686 --> 00:25:17,312 -and I don't have any money. -It's fine. 565 00:25:17,396 --> 00:25:20,190 -I'll take care of it. -Yeah? Thanks. 566 00:25:20,274 --> 00:25:22,317 Hey, hey, he said he's paying for everything. 567 00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:23,610 -Oh shit! -Get some more. Get some more. 568 00:25:23,694 --> 00:25:27,031 Hey. You wanna say something before everybody starts to split? 569 00:25:27,114 --> 00:25:28,323 Oh, no, I really don't. 570 00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:29,575 Okay. 571 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,243 Everybody! 572 00:25:31,326 --> 00:25:35,539 Greg so badly wants to say something. 573 00:25:35,622 --> 00:25:36,874 Oh, thank you, Dylan. 574 00:25:36,957 --> 00:25:38,959 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 575 00:25:41,712 --> 00:25:42,546 Hello. 576 00:25:42,629 --> 00:25:44,673 This is a great surprise. 577 00:25:44,757 --> 00:25:47,134 I really appreciate you all being here. 578 00:25:47,217 --> 00:25:48,552 I am very lucky. 579 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,516 I have the most wonderful daughter. 580 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,684 -Oh, God. -Aw. 581 00:25:55,768 --> 00:25:57,436 There she is. That's Katie. 582 00:25:57,519 --> 00:25:58,812 -They know. -She's the best. 583 00:25:59,772 --> 00:26:02,941 I write stories for a living. 584 00:26:03,025 --> 00:26:06,236 I am very, very good at beer pong. 585 00:26:08,197 --> 00:26:10,491 Some of you probably don't know this, 586 00:26:10,574 --> 00:26:14,578 but I'm a pretty awkward, uncomfortable guy. 587 00:26:14,661 --> 00:26:15,662 What? 588 00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:17,289 No, we know. 589 00:26:17,372 --> 00:26:20,876 And I guess I just never felt like I belonged anywhere. 590 00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:25,589 But you all made me feel like I belonged here. 591 00:26:27,549 --> 00:26:29,176 And I thank you for that. 592 00:26:30,385 --> 00:26:31,970 And I will never forget it. 593 00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:37,142 That is my best friend right there. 594 00:26:38,644 --> 00:26:39,645 Come here. 595 00:26:52,616 --> 00:26:53,784 I ended it. 596 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,120 For good this time. 597 00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,540 Okay. 598 00:27:00,582 --> 00:27:02,334 Honey, it's your life. 599 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:04,044 You have to do what you want to do. 600 00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:10,467 -Go ahead. -Yes! 601 00:27:10,551 --> 00:27:11,552 Yes! 602 00:27:11,635 --> 00:27:13,512 Thank you! Thank you! 603 00:27:13,595 --> 00:27:15,305 -Oh! -Thank you! 604 00:27:15,389 --> 00:27:17,015 Oh, I'm so happy. 605 00:27:18,809 --> 00:27:19,643 I'm sorry. 606 00:27:19,726 --> 00:27:21,812 -Are you okay? -I am. 607 00:27:21,895 --> 00:27:23,438 -Really? -I am, I'm really good. 608 00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:25,023 Okay. Okay. 609 00:27:32,865 --> 00:27:34,575 -So pretty. -Yeah. 610 00:27:34,658 --> 00:27:36,201 Really gonna miss this place. 611 00:27:37,828 --> 00:27:39,246 Well, don't leave on my account. 612 00:27:41,248 --> 00:27:42,583 What? 613 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:44,793 I don't want you calling me every day from Florida 614 00:27:44,877 --> 00:27:46,879 using your sad voice. 615 00:27:46,962 --> 00:27:48,213 "Hey, Katie." 616 00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:51,925 That is frighteningly accurate. 617 00:27:52,009 --> 00:27:53,468 Oh, hon, I just... 618 00:27:54,386 --> 00:27:57,764 I don't wanna stick around here and keep complicating your life. 619 00:27:57,848 --> 00:28:00,100 Yeah, but you'd probably do that from anywhere. 620 00:28:01,351 --> 00:28:02,978 -You're not wrong. -Mm-hmm. 621 00:28:22,331 --> 00:28:23,790 Hello, Greg. 622 00:28:23,874 --> 00:28:25,626 Hold your horses. 623 00:28:27,127 --> 00:28:29,838 Oh, that's not a good noise to make on the phone. 624 00:28:29,922 --> 00:28:32,049 I make noises, Greg. You know that. 625 00:28:32,799 --> 00:28:33,800 What can I do for you? 626 00:28:35,177 --> 00:28:37,763 What if I did want to come back next semester? 627 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:39,181 Would that be ridiculous? 628 00:28:39,264 --> 00:28:40,140 No. 629 00:28:41,225 --> 00:28:44,811 You will make a lot of people happy around here. 630 00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:48,857 Plus, you and I can do our last hurrah together. 631 00:28:50,484 --> 00:28:51,568 What do you mean? 632 00:28:52,736 --> 00:28:54,613 They gave your ex-wife my job. 633 00:28:54,696 --> 00:28:58,742 She will be the new president of Ludlow. 634 00:28:59,785 --> 00:29:01,745 Graham just let me know, and we will start 635 00:29:01,828 --> 00:29:03,997 the transition next semester. 636 00:29:04,081 --> 00:29:05,499 I didn't... 637 00:29:07,459 --> 00:29:09,086 Are you okay? 638 00:29:09,169 --> 00:29:10,837 Well, I'll tell you what. 639 00:29:12,381 --> 00:29:14,841 It is one beautiful night, Greg, 640 00:29:14,925 --> 00:29:17,427 and I am going to enjoy it. 641 00:29:18,345 --> 00:29:19,805 Merry Christmas, pal. 642 00:29:21,098 --> 00:29:22,307 Merry Christmas, Walt. 643 00:30:47,392 --> 00:30:49,311 Bye-bye.